Wow! I learned more about Heidegger and life in 10 minutes than I learned from several books by and about Heidegger. (Granted past reading prepared me.) You deserve serious recognition for this piece. So many academics just restate great ideas in fewer words, making it more illuminating to just read the original. You found and shared the meaning of the ideas, in effect turning the texts from objects into tools (for understanding). And the wit of your title made me laugh aloud. Thank you!